- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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