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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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