What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What did the snake say to the rat?

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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