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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Adam Chebali is awesome

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Communism hehe xd

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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