What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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