- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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