- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

osama bin laden is dead

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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