- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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