- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

I asked her where you were.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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