- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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