What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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