There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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Penis

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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