Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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Anti Joke

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