Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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Charlie Sheen

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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