- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

What is 9+10? 19

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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