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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

My Nan, that is all.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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