Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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