- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Katy Perry

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

* anti-punchline

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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