How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo mama so fat.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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