- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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