Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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