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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

osama bin laden is dead

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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