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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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