Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

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My parents died!

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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