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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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