- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

call me maybe.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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