Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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