Male leadership.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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