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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

I love pissing people off :P

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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