Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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