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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

guy walks into a bar, ouch

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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