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Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

I used to know what alzheimers was

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

I used to know what alzheimers was

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