- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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