- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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