Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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