Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Who. Who who? "My name ism't really who, it's Thomas. I thought it'd be funny if I made you say who who, as though imitating an owl. However, I understand that childish jokes like that are not funny and if anything stupid and immature. I am sorry for wasting your time. I will go continue my solitary life alone in a crappy tenement... Damn government. They have money to fight wars against foreign countries and yet no money goes to feeding the poor. Do you think life of easy for me loving like this?! I'm such a lost cause not even my own parents want to see me! And I'll be damned if they're still alive. A dad who beat me and got drunk even night, and a mom with breast cancer"(Thomas, overwhelmed, proceeds to have a mental breakdown). The man at the door comes out to comfort him. "It's alright man. i'll help you out." He let's Jeffrey stay with him for the next four months. They both get raped by a T-Rex.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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