- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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