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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

well use a tissue!

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

PENIS that is all

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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