- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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