What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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