Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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A young baby died.

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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why does the man appear fat he is

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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