A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Your mother is so fat.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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