Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Women drivers...

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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