have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

How did the black person die? Of old age

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

My dog barks when someones at the door.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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