- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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