- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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