- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

TIMMY

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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