Ring Ring Hello? Click

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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