- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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