- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

So a baby seal walks into a club

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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