- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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