- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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