phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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