- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

what you get time to go with? - a clock

Homo say what?

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

a black man pays his child support

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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