homosexual rights to marriage

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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women's rights

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

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Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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