Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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