- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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