why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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