Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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This is an anti- joke

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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