What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

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A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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okay so three men are in a plane ( this is the type of plane you can open the windows) so the stewardess goes up to the first man he asks for a gun she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window he confused but he does it anyways the stewardess goes to the second man he asks for a beer she agrees but he has to throw it out the window hes confused but he does it anyways the stewardess walks up the the third man he asks for a pack of C4 she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window without hesitation he gets it and throws it out the window. so they land and the first man sees a women crieing i was walking down the street and got hit in the head by a gun and arested for being armed the second man sees a hobo cheering loudly hes says he was sleeping in the ally and it started raining budlight the third man shes a women hysterically laughing she says i was going to work and spilled my coffe then my house blew up!

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What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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