- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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