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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

this website is a bad joke

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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