- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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