- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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