a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

why wont me daughter eat my feces

Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

I like poop in my butt

It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

Anti Joke

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