Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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