A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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hers a joke... japanese people

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

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