Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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- Helen Keller

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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cory is gay

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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