- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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