- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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