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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

knock knock who's there ?

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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