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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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