what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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