What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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