What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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You attend a school atop a hill in the middle of the town. A river flows east of the hill, under the bridge built for the highway that runs two miles behind the school. You mother leaves for work at 6:00 a.m., and your brother leaves at 9:00 a.m. Schools starts at 7:30 a.m., and you have to pick up a sandwich on the way, for lunch. Also, you forgot to do an assignment that's due today, and it'll take you at least thirty minutes to complete it. How do you get to school on time? You walk.

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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