A man is driving down a back country road in an old beat up car going 30 mph when he notices a black horse and a white horse keeping pace with him. They keep up with him for a few miles before passing him and turning into a farm on the road. The man is quite impressed with the horses speed and follows them to the farmer and offers the farmer living there the horses in exchange for the car. The farmer says the horses are bad luck but accepts the trade, and the man walks off with the horses. The man then enters the horses in a big horse race and puts a lot of money on them. The horses immediately take the lead and are about to finish the race when the black horse trips and the white horse goes back to pick him up and end up losing. The man is furious and returns the horses to the farmer and gets his car back. The next day another man is driving in a nicer car down the same road going 50 mph when the black horse and the white horse run right past his car. Impressed with the horses speed the man trades his car to the farmer who warns him about the horses. Ignoring the farmer's warning the man enters the horses in a new race. The horses once again take the lead and are close to finishing first and second when the black horse trips and the white horse goes and picks him up again once again losing their lead. The man angrily returns the horses in exchange for his car. The next day a third man drives down the same road in a brand new sports car. While he's testing the limits of the car the horses catch up to him and run with him. Surprised by the speed of the horses the man speeds up in his car but the horses manage to keep up. The horses eventually run past the man and turn into their farm, and the man looks down and realizes that the horses had been running faster than 120 mph. The man goes to the farmer and offers his car in exchange for the horses. The farmer accepts but gives the man the same warning he gave the two men earlier. The new man just like the other two men ignores the warning and enters the horses into a race and bets a lot of money on them. This time the horse take the lead out of the gate but feet from the finish line the white horse trips and falls. The black horse seeing this goes back and helps him up once again losing the race. The man is disgusted and releases the horses into the city in hopes that they'll die out there. The two horses are wander into a bar, and the bartender looks at them and says: "hey you two why the long face?"

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

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A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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Justin's life

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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Anti Joke

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