A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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black people

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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