- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

why did the blue berry cross the road

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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