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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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