roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

A blind man walks into a library.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Adam Thomas is homosexual

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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