Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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someone called someone else a frog

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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