An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

What would u like to drink?

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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