Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

I shot a bitch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

where do some birds live in? Earth

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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