Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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A whole 'nother.

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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