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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

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