So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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