- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

su algato es en fuego

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Knock Knock No solicitors

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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