Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

j.p. is dumb

How old are you? 7

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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