roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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