- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Yanter, Look it up

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Have you ever heard of a goose?

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

The Colts this year.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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