What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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