- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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