- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

How about that airline food?

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

What's big and purple? Barney

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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