- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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