Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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This is an anti- joke

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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Ps. I am getting green thumbs, which is weird, I never even expected for anyone to even bother to read my fucking long comments,but then again... As my wife said, " I am not pissed at the fact that members of my movement dont depend too much of my advice in order to get along in life for nothing". True, while horsehead network might mock me, and my "blood family hate and/or fear me" It takes only a look into my wife`s eyes to feel like a God... All while I got many thousand members of Neronism worldwide waiting for me to cope with my past so they can worship me (which pisses me off, it was never my intention, I give them life advice on how to shape their own life, not on how to cling to me). Nero: Neronism, look it up, join me, stop looking for the answers in religion, but stand up for yourself and realize that there is no reason to wait for life after death, when we together, can create heaven on earth. Yes esteemed members, I am back on my feet, and I am wearing my ortopedic arm made of steel again, consider it symbolism. Its free btw, your money is worthless to me, if you choose to see life for what it is in the eyes of a true human being, then you on the other hand, are worth as much as I am... What I am worth is something I will leave up to your opinion, because sure as fuck if I dont consider myself better than people most already. Its time to push forward again, led by a fist of steel.

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

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a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

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A few people were put in a room with 5 doors and 4 were a certain death one was freedom and they had to choose a door to go in not knowing which was freedom the first person went in the door on the far left. He got raped by Michael Jackson. The second guy opened the door on the far right. He got in a room entirely made of ice cream. He ate all of it and got such a brain freeze his brain froze. The third and final guy turned around and noticed a door labeled exit. He exited the room and continued his life as a normal person

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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