Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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What's long and black? A line at KFC.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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