- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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