Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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