- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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