- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

No it doesnt..

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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