69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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I went to work today....

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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