Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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This is an anti- joke

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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