- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

The diamond one below is hilarious.

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