- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Good afternoon.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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