What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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