Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

your face

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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