- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

i keep getting thumbs down...

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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