- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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