- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

A man walked into a bar owch

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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