Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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