- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

What do vampires cross the sea in?

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

What would u like to drink?

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

a blond girl walks into a bar

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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