Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

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pobody's nerfect

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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Burp

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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