- Anti Joke

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What's stupid a light bulb.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.