Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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Anti Joke

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