- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Want to hear a joke? No.

A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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