Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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