- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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