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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Knock, Knock Come in

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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