- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

1+2 = 6

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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