what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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France had one revolution

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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woman's rights

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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