did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

nothing

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

hextech crafting too opieop

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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