What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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