Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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