- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

it's funny because it's funny

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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