- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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