- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

What are annoying? Ads.

noah is a scrub jungle

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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