- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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