- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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