- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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