- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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