How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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y u no like me joke?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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