- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I'm homeless.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Vote this down and get DOXED

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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