- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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