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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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