- Anti Joke

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

So one time there was this woman learning...

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.