Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

Everybody love food when they are hungry

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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