Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

hi

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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