- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

womens rights.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

What did the car do? CRASH!

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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