- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

anal seepage

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Where's my baby??

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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