Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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all these jokes are horrible now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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