Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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Ehh

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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How High is a Chinese man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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breasts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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