A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Roses are red.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Knock knock Come in

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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