- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

I'm Polish.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Hail Hitler

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

you give like i give lomain

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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