Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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