Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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Asian women drivers...

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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