- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

kieran is a homosexual

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

My Butthole.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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