Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

Dwight Howard

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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