- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Immigration Laws

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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