Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

Lars Arne Eriksen (Yes his real name) is filing a case against me (because he believes that my actions (from my private estate-ish bigger) are shaming the firm.... Now, can anyone of you randomeers, tell me what firm I represent? Which firm I am not employed at but OWN, meaning that I am the one that will be evaluating if his case is valid? ERIKSEN YOU FUCKING DUMBASS YOU CAN LEAVE NOW YOU ARE NOT GETTING PAID FOR READING THESE COMMENTS AND SENDING THEM TO YOUR BOSS... ...BECAUSE I AM YOUR BOSS YOU FUCKING DUMBASS! NOW TYPE THIS DOWN, TAKE YOUR LITTLE PICTURES AND SEND THEM TO ME, SO I CAN SAY OFFICIALLY THEM "YOU SUCK YOU ARE FIRED" Now, feel free to post what Lawfirm I not only represent but own 99.9 of, if anyone guesses right, I will send you ten fucking million USD, and quit my position, if not I fire Eriksen and... (ill do that anyways Eriksen, you are not getting paid today, go home, we shall speak of this later, consider yourself on the way of getting officially fired. Not for having fun like we are here (you know at my tiny house here) THE HUGE ONE, but for embarrasing yourself and attempting to... Sigh, shame your boss by reporting him not to your boss, but to your the lead attorney... FUCKING DUMBASS I AM THE LEAD ATTORNEY WHICH MEANS THAT THIS IS WHY YOU CALL ME BOSS! According to this little dialer, twelve people from our firm are watching this site because we are having fun, and you just ridiculed yourself all in front of them. Dont show your face at my firm again dumbass, you can keep working until I officially let you go, but you wont get any pay from the official work. Guys at work, explain him how he cannot file a complaint about me, to myself for shaming a law firm whose nobody knows I AND ONLY I PROPERLY REPRESENT! Go home Eric crapton, make sure he leaves guys, thank you very much.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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