- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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