- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Its behind you like if you looked behind

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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