- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What is 9+10? 19

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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