- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What is 9+10? 19

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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