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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

The Ohio State Buckeyes

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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