- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

Knock Knock Who's There 42

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

I love you

What is black and has no education A tire.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

You know what's natural? Bears.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

A seal walks into a club.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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