- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

kieran is a homosexual

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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