What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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