- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

No it doesnt..

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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