Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Tilt your screen back .

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

I love alchohol!

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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