- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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