- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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