- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

why am I writing this...im bored

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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