- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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