- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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