Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

boobs!

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

A muslim paints Mohammed

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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