Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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Sarah Palin.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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A man died.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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Tucker Rivera

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