- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Women's rights.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Bob Saget that is all

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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