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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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