A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

Click here for free sandwich.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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