- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Knock knock.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Nothing. He made it home safely.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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