- Anti Joke

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.