Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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