- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Cheese

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

how do you win a game try your best

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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