- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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