- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Ring Ring Hello? Click

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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